Saturday 3 September 2016

Insomnia

Hello my young disciple.

It's been a while since I blogged. Okay, who am I kidding, it's been over a year. I just haven't had much inspiration to write anything. But currently, I'm suffering from insomnia. I was supposed to be asleep four hours ago, but I kept tossing and turning and waking up from dreams. So, here I am, writing on my terribly neglected blog. Well, enough ranting from me for now. *sighs*

Until next time my young disciple,
KungFuGirl

Sunday 1 February 2015

The Demons of the Internet

Hello, my young disciple. Welcome back to my blog.
I must say, there is a threat upon the internet. A new demon, Soren Drach  He is devious as he is evil and will stop at nothing to plant his demon generators across blogs.
Here are some things that may help you protect your blog. Be silent and listen closely.

Step 1:
Plant guardians of standard level. Preferably level 4 or 5. They will defend your post until they are defeated. If they are close to defeat, you will be alerted in a way that suits you.
Step 2:
Set up squads that will patrol different blog posts and will fight demons if required. They will be destroyed if Soren Drach attacks them. But they can fight off minor demons.
Step 3:
Place Anti-Demon barriers to stop some simple hexes, curses, charms and spells. Demons have the use of magic too you know!
Step 4:
Place your own enchantments. These can be shields or any spell, charm, curse, or hex to protect your blog and make your posts demon/pest free!

Now you know how to protect your blog. But still. Trust no suspicious figure. It may be a threat to your blog. BEWARE!!!

Thursday 20 December 2012

Gingerbread and Cranberries ❤

Hello my disciples!

This post is about the Body Shop Christmas lines - Ginger Sparkle and Cranberry Joy. I know, I am a highly trained kung fu master, but even kung fu masters have to look pretty sometimes!

So I gave a couple of these lip domes to my friend Icicle (She also blogs at Ask Me and The Geeky Girl's Guide to Life) and she went on and on about these 'amazing lip domes', so I decided to give them  a try.

I went and bought the Ginger Sparkle and Cranberry Joy ones too, just so I could 'experience the wonder'. And my, was Icicle right. They were unbelievably fragrant (in a good way) and the cranberry one gave a little pink tint to my lips.

They tasted just as good as they smelled, too. The flavour of the ginger dome was a little reminiscent of gingerbread and the cranberry one tasted of cranberry sauce. Nom nom nom.

The Cranberry Joy and Ginger Sparkle Lip Domes from The Body Shop

Ginger Sparkle - Reminiscent of none other than... GINGERBREAD!

Cranberry Joy. It brings joy to my nose and lips!

I did a few swatches and they both added something to my lips. The cranberry lip dome adds a pink tint and a little glitter, while the ginger lip dome adds some sparkling shimmery glitter. 

They are both part of the Body Shop's Christmas lines Cranberry Joy and Ginger Sparkle. There is another lip dome - Vanilla Bliss that I will definitely be purchasing soon. 

Tuesday 18 December 2012

My Adventure Through the Blogosphere

Hello, my young disciple. Welcome to my blog. 

My adventure through the blogosphere began when I decided I needed a blog to update my disciples. So, here I am, on Blogger, typing up my first post. 

There were many challenges in this quest. 
  1. I had to find a suitable location for my training in the art of blogging. 
  2. I had to defeat the four monsters of Blogger (Email, URL, Site Name and Profile). It was hard, and I lost one of my most faithful disciples, but I made it through. 
  3. I then had to go through the painstaking process of choosing one of the most suitable site templates for the blog. There was some bloodshed, but I over-came it. 
  4. Finally, my assistant-scribe helped me to type up the post, since my long eyebrows get in the way of my vision. 
I'm joking! I'm just a girl who likes kung fu and wants to share her thoughts through a blog. Please add me to your reading lists and check in regularly! Just be careful, I set up a few demons to protect my mystical temple from Virus attacks. (I'm kidding!) 

KungFuGirl